Thursday, December 30, 2010

EL GAS Y EL AGUA

For those of you anxious to compare the cost of utilities with your own (and I know you are legion), here are our gas and water bills.

We have a gas hot water heater--we turn it up only when we need hot water for bathing--and a gas stove. The bill is the equivalent of $29. Water is $12. A month. We have no sewer or garbage bills. That leaves electricity (don't know yet; it comes every two months) and computer hookup ($10). We also spend about $10 a week to get our clothes washed, since we are doing without a washing machine (for now). A lot cheaper than our bills in our last abode, where our heating bill would be about $300 per month right now and the water/sewer/garbage collection bill was always about $75.

The bottle holding the bills down is our third different kind of cold medication, recommended by Alma in the bread store.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

H1N1

Free vaccinations against H1N1 were available in the Plaza de Armas today. We passed by and thought, what the heck, we couldn't feel much worse than we already do. So I got my first flu shot ever and el sr J got his second.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

MEDICINA, PARTE II Y LA TARJETA DE LOS TERCER EDADISTAS

I may have given the false impression several posts back, when we sailed merrily through the "CURP" process, that we were entitled to all the benefits of old age in Mexico. Not so. The next step was to make an appointment with INAPAM (don't ask, I have no idea) and bring originals, plus one copy of our passports, FM2s, birth certificates, CURP cards, and rental contract. The INAPAM card will get us senior discounts. It's a little like an AARP card in the US, but better: it's free, it's issued by a government agency, it provides discounted rates on buses and free admission to cultural heritage sites, among other benefits, and it does not expire until you do.

Our appointment was for today at 1:30. The office is located in the SEDESOL building, which is out by the soccer stadium, which is near the bus terminal, which is not a convenient or walkable location. Once again I forgot to bring names of references; once again we were asked for them. Poor Shelley. In case of accident, she'll get called. Just pretend you don't know what they're talking about, Shelley. At the end of the process, the young man behind the desk took our pictures for our new INAPAM cards (we may have to get special cases to carry all the cards we're getting).

When I saw how puffy my face looked, not to mention the wads of snotty tissues in my bag, I decided the previous medication was not working. So we went to the Farmacia francesa (francesa because 80 years ago there was a French laboratory there, I was told) and asked for something other than what we had. This is what we got. It's German and expensive. Hope it works.

One more bureaucratic process: to go to the nearest hospital with the same documents, more or less, and apply for (nearly) free health care, known as ISSSTE. Another acronym, another card.

Monday, December 27, 2010

LA FARMACIA

Los Jubilados have been enfermos for the last two weeks. I went to the farmacia to get something for la tos. Here's the cough medicine I bought from the pharmacist:

I went home and read the box to find out how much to take. See what it says? Dosage: what the doctor says. Farther down: you need a doctor's prescription to buy it. But I didn't!!!!!!

I've bought (USA) prescription medicine in Mexico and other countries before, but I never saw this kind of labeling. If you don't need a prescription to buy it in Mexico, why is the box labelled this way?

Luckily, I could Google Oxolbrul and find the dosage. For your information, it doesn't work very well. At least not on us. Kaff, kaff.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

LA CENA DE NAVIDAD

3 lessons learned from Christmas dinner:

#1 Not to buy meat from Costco

#2 We need measuring utensils. I can make pie crust without measuring the flour, but cream filling (sugar, milk, cornstarch) is a different story. We've looked in all the likely places for measuring cups and spoons, but haven't found them yet.

#3 Crema does not whip up like whipping cream. I read somewhere that it did, but this is not the case.

The turkey breast from Costco went into the basura, but we're working with the strawberry cream pie. I'll spare you a photo.

On a tastier note, our butcher at market gave us this calendar, which is very helpful in terms of meat terminology:

How do you think "T-Bone" is pronounced?

Friday, December 24, 2010

DOS ARBOLES DE NAVIDAD GRANDES Y UNO MUY CHICO



SEASON'S GREETINGS TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS

LA NAVIDAD, PARTE 2

Various Biblical and secular scenes are portrayed in el Jardín Zenea.

Mary, Joseph, Jesus in the manger.

daytime
night

The Wise Men bringing gifts.

Creation.

Hell is by far the most interesting. How many devils are there in Hell?

Musicians on the way to Hell.

Daytime Hell.

Hell at night.


Even a devil needs to get some rest. Or is that a tanning bed?