Instrucciones: bury him upside down, facing the street, close to your "for sale" sign. Not for nothing is St. Joseph referred to as "the underground real estate agent." And you can list your house on-line with the California outfit that sells the St. J. kit.
Say a few words--"my house is sold, my house is sold, my house is sold"--and ta da!
When (not if, prayerfully) the house is really sold, we have to dig him back up and install him in a place of honor in our new house. Above ground.
Stay tuned for the outcome.
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